Did I ever tell you about the time I was in a cult?
May 28th, 2008 Posted in General | No Comments »It’s 100% true! Way back in the year 2000, for 60 long days, I was a member of an actual Internet Marketing Cult in Culver City, California.
- We had a cult compound we all lived in.
- We had cult logos.
- We had special cult food.
- We had cult books.
- And most of all, we had lots and lots of cult business.
Thankfully, I figured out that something wasn’t quite right, and got out before things turned ugly. You can read about it here.
The reason I mention the cult is because these guys, while freakish to say the least, had a penchant for getting difficult things done. In fact, the more outrageous and unreasonable the thing was, the more they relished the challenge. And you know something, they didn’t have to push very hard to get what they wanted.
Whenever they got a firm no, they’d simply ask again, or have someone else ask, or send some flowers and candy, or find a different contact, or call from a different DBA, or use a different accent (really).
Whatever it took, they did.
One time, there were about a dozen of us in a meeting trying to figure out how to get some recently flush dot com to do a joint venture with us. We went through the normal channels, but were thwarted. So we made a list of all the people we knew at this particular company; all the friends, contacts, boyfriends, girlfriends, and school chums. Literally anyone and everyone who could potentially help us.
Two days later, we got the deal.
So what does this have to do with you? Well, one thing I see all the time are online entrepreneurs who get incredibly discouraged because things aren’t going their way.
You’ll meet them at an event, and they’ll complain about ad prices, or the fact that they weren’t accepted to a CPA network, or because some guru didn’t call them back, or a million other trivial things that are easily remedied with a little elbow grease.
Put a little effort into it and don’t be so quick to give up. Pick up the phone and start a relationship with the decision maker in question. Be friendly and courteous, but persistent. Your job is to get them to like you, and to communicate why you should be doing business together.
People will go out of their way for you if they like you;)
Some examples:
Problem: The CPA network didn’t approve me!
Answer: Call them and talk to a real person. Maybe you didn’t put down your stats, or you forgot your URL. More than half the time, a quick call has gotten me approved. If that doesn’t work, find an existing client of the network on a discussion board or through your friends and clients and ask for a referral. That works 100% of the time;)
Problem: The rate card said the minimum test price is $10,000!
Answer: Call your rep and say you are prepared to spend $10,000 a week, or even a day, but only if his advertising is profitable for you. Offer to do a $1,000 test and put the ball back in his court. Let him know you are a marketing professional and you’ll do everything you can to make the ad work, but he’s got to meet you half way.
Problem: The product price just got raised!
Answer: Tell the owner of the company you couldn’t find your credit card that day. Ask for the old price and offer to provide a testimonial or JV or endorsement (or something else you have that they want) in exchange for the old price.
Problem: The advertising for my niche is too expensive!
Answer: Negotiate harder, and find a partner in the same niche or industry to share the cost. Start an ad co-op and sell off ads to others, keeping what you need for your test.
Problem: I can’t afford the seminar!
Answer: Offer to work the seminar for free and share a room with someone, think of creative ways to contribute to the event without paying money.
In fact, the next time you are being held back by someone or something in business, you can smile knowing those same conditions exist for your competitors. Meanwhile, you just walk the extra mile and pick up your prize at the end;)
Jonathan